Tuesday, July 22, 2014

My Poem to Rob Dyke to Commemorate 500,000 You Tube Subscribers


Note:  On September 10, 2012, Rob Dyke became a You Tuber and referred to his channel as The Rob Dyke Experience.  He has uploaded 180 videos to date, ranging from comedy to educational to social commentary. Please take the time to click on the link below to go to his You Tube Channel.  Other links for his Facebook Fan Page, Twitter, and Instagram are also listed below.

Rob Dyke's You Tube Channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/TheRobDyke

Rob Dyke's Twitter

https://www.twitter.com/TheRobDyke

Rob Dyke's Facebook Fan Page

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialRobDyke 

Rob Dyke's Instagram

https://www.instagram.com/robdyke

Become a patron of Rob Dyke's work as he strives to make his videos even better!
http://www.patreon.com/RobDyke


On September 10th of 2012
You started making videos, originally by yourself
Teasing the viewers who came to be curious
By promising them all The Rob Dyke Experience

Half a million subscribers is no small feat
Word of your talent spread on the 'net and the street
You put in a lot of work -- blood, sweat, and tears
You made is this far in less than two years

Words of wisdom, Top 5 Lists, and How-to Vids
Grandma Plays ..., The Last Twinkie, Wax Off (not for kids!)
Things Skank Hoes Say ... you had no shame
Let's list more shows that brought you fame

Why Would You Put that on The Internet
Dumbass people and drama queens upset
You also came up with Seriously Strange
Disturbing yet informative, covering a wide range

Previous episodes like Talking Trash
A walking garbage can with a passion to bash
Rob Dyke @ Dark would pop up occasionally
With you, Bob, and Justin acting crazily

Branching out was only natural, of course
You created a new channel called Zombie Horse
Reviving the dead to beat it again
With crappypasta and video gameplay now and then

Your talen has proven you're no one-trick pony
You're down to earth, certainly not a phony
You care about your fans; you treat them like friends
You remember their names, you devotion transcends

I wrote this to tell you how happy I am for you
But you can't stop now!  No way are you near through
New skits, serious or comedy, maybe even vaudevillian
Time to go forth with a new goal of one million

(c) Michelle Mundling
July 20, 2014